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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

14.06.2025 04:15

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

-mwahh

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”